me: haha cute, but this would never work in the real world because of the myriad undocumented rules, exceptions, and domains that exist in my app/company.
12 year old: I used GPT to create a radically new social network called Axlotl. 50 million teens are already using it.
Ask Perplexity.AI to explain what Kurt Vonnegut's "Timequake" (1997) computer program Palladio is capable of [spoilers follow]:
>Here's the thing: Frank went to the drugstore for condoms or chewing gum or whatever, and the pharmacist told him that his sixteen-year-old daughter had become an architect and was thinking of droping out of high school because it was such a waste of time. She had designed a recreation center for teenagers in depressed neighborhoods with the help of a new computer pogram the school had bought for its vocational students, dummies who weren't going to anything but junior colleges. It was called Palladio.
>Frank went to a computer store, and asked if he could try out Palladio before buying it. He doubted very much that it could help anyone with ihs native talent and education. So right there in the store, and in a period of no more than half an hour, Palladio gave him what he had asked it for: working drawings that would enable a contractor to build a three-story parking garage in the manner of Thomas Jefferson.
>Frank had made up the craziest assignment he could think of, confident that Palladio would tell him to take his custom elswhere. But it didn't! It presented him with menu after menu, asking how many cars, and in what city, because of various local building codes, and whether trucks would be allowed to use it, too, and on and on. It even asked about surrounding buildings, and whether Jeffersonian architecture would be in harmony with them. It offered to give him alternative plans in the manner of Michael Graves or I.M. Pei.
>It gave him plans for the wiring and plumbing, and ballpark estimates of what it would cost to build in any part of the world he cared to name.
>So Frank [the "experienced architect"] went home and killed himself the first time.
TIMEQUAKE written 1996, published 1997, by Kurt Vonnegut
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I have already been cited, myself, by Perplexity.AI [when I asked "How many transistors does the new Mac Mini M2 Pro have?" — I had provided this citation into the Wikipedia page "Transistor Density" — and this was strange because I know nothing and am now "an expert" (I am not — I just enjoy reading and talking).
When I ask http://Perplexity.AI "What did Vonnegut determine 'what most women wanted'?" and it spits out the perfect Vonnegut answer: A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE TO TALK TO [this is a perfect response; Vonnegut spends pages discussing how having had two daughter and two wives still limits this, but if you force him to answer, it is exactly what Perplexity deduced.
12 year old: I used GPT to create a radically new social network called Axlotl. 50 million teens are already using it.
my PM: Does our app work on Axlotl?