Ecncrypted time capsules are securely stored on our servers in multiple datacenters with daily backups ya right until you (and similar entities) go belly up

Well, you would go belly up first, that's the idea

Good idea, I was scratching my head thinking about how to pass my crypto to kids when I die, but without wife and kids knowing about it before my death.

Great and simple service to use. No need to tell my buddies what to do if something happens to me.

wow, new solution for digital age, instead of exposing digital assets in will